Extremely cool sms

Aa gayi exams ki bela, naahi baithega koi vela, pehle to khub soya or khela, ab royenge saath saath jab aayega result dhela.

Exams marks, % sab bekar ki baatein hai, Sab moh maaya hai, tum khali haath aaye ho khali haath jaoge.Nadan insaan is bhrase niklo aur satya ko apnao. Jao so jaooo.

Hindi Shayari SMS

Tu hai pehle, har cheez tere baad hai,teri
kareebi ka ehsaas deti ye teri yaad hai,mere shabd dekh benakaab hai,jaan
teri
yaad bhi teri tarah mere paas hai.

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Ae palak tu bandh ho ja,khwab mein unki
surat nazar aayegi...intezar to subah dobaara shuru hoga,kam se kam raat toh
haseen ho jayegi.

Extrimly Cool SMS

History Teacher to Student: Batao Shivaji ka shaasan kaha se kaha tak phaila hua tha?
Student: Sir, Page No.112 se 126 tak.

jagjit singh's Gazal on College:Ye degree bhi le lo yeh naukari bhi le lo, bhale cheen lo mujse US ka visa, magar mujko lauta do College ki Canteen,wo chai ka pyala,wo teekha samosa,kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalna,wo project ki khatir pura din bhatakna,wo lectur mein dosto ki proxy lagana,wo sir ko chidhaana,wo aeroplane udaana,wo submission ki raaton ko jagana,wo dusro ki assignments ko apna batana,wo exam k din pairon ka chatpatana........

Bihind every successful student, there is one girl friend.But what abaut unsuccsessful student?
.......Lots of GIRL FRIEND.

Ek student ki dastaan: student ke dard ko University kya jane,college ke rivajo ko parents kya jane,hoti hain taklif jo paper likhne waale ko,wo paper check karne wala kya jaane.

YOUcan use any kind of chirt for exams and win afree trip to Principal's office,also 2 yrs release from college.Hurry offer valid only till last exam.