Extremely cool sms

Aboy said to his father : DAD, can you sign ur name without looking?
Father : Yes, why not...
Boy : Good! Close ur eyes and sign my report card.

Teacher : Can u Define the word "Lecturer" for me?
Student : Lecturer is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when some1 is sleeping.

Question : Who is Great : A Mother or A Teacher?
Answer : A Teacher....becoz a mother can put only one child to sleep! But Teacher puts the whole class Sleep.

Shayari SMS

Hamne kab unse mulakat ka wada chaha,doorrehkar to usse aur bhi zyada chaha, Yaad aya hai mujhe aur bhi shiddat se vo ,bhool jaane ka usse jab bhi Iraada chaha.

Dilo main aarzu ke diye jalte rahenge, aankhon se aansu nikalte rahenge, tum shamma bankar dil main rishni kar do, hum mom bankar yun hi pighalte rahenge.

Hanto se gir gayi lakire kahi, bhul aaye hum apni takdir kahi ,agar tumko mile kahi to utha lena, mere hisse ki har khushi hatho mein saja lena.

LIFE HO TOH AISI

Put God on top of everything today and let HIM take charge of all your plans.
Then you will see how beautiful HIS ways are and HIS unending LOVE>

Life is like a pack of cards, when fall in love its all hearts,
when married its all flowers, when rich its all diamonds,
when dead its all spades.So live life to the full.

Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.

Don't burn bridges.You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.