SMS Jokes

Different Families

Indian - I have 4-Sisters & 3-Brothers. What about U?

American - I have No Sis or Bro, but I have 4-Moms From my 1st Dad & 5-Dads From my 1st Mom.

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Talent

In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent,

Whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36.  

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Saints

Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints",

But now they are called.. "IT professionals"       

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