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Wednesday 30 March, 2011

April Fools Sms Jokes & Messages

A study has proved that
all fools use their THUMB
while reading a SMS.

Now its 2 late dont try to
change ur finger!
Catch another fool!! 

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.


I m sending this fool msg
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2 All Fools
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“APRIL FOOL”


31st March Or 1st April
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy,
prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools..


Plz go to create message
Then open T9 ON DICTIONARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
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Can you install LOVE?

Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?

Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?


Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.Is it okay to install while they are running?


Customer Service Rep: What programs are running ma'am?


Customer: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT,COM running right now.


Customer Service Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT,COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?


Customer:
I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?


Customer Service Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT,COM have been completely erased.


Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?


Customer Service Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?


Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?


Customer Service Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?


Customer Service Rep: What does the message say?


Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS". What does that mean?


Customer Service Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before It can "LOVE"others.


Customer: So what should I do?


Customer Service Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?


Customer: Yes, I have it.


Customer Service Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.


Customer: Thank you.


Customer Service Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, EALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.


Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH,COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT,COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!


Customer Service Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go...


Customer: Yes?


Customer Service Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.


Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

Saturday 19 March, 2011

Happy Holi!!!!!!!!






Tuesday 8 March, 2011

Women's day SMS

International Women's Day

Happy Women's day !

International Women's Day (IWD) is celebrated on 8th of March every year. It is a major day of  world-wide celebration of women.
 
Women's day SMS

Here I present some of my favourite women day sms :


Woman is blend of beauty and brains,who can put all thngs right!Happy Womens Day !
 
Every Indian woman is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI – Before marriage
LAXMI – After marriage
BAI – After children

Every Home,Every Heart, Every Feeling,Every Moment Of happiness is incomplete without u, Only U can complete this world Happy Women’s Day

This Women’s Day just stand tall cos you are the most special woman of my life!!
 
Like d flower who holds its dew,U hold me when i need u!Thanx-Happy Womens Day!
 
Some IDIOTS say:
“Behind every Successful man
There is a Woman…
“But Nobody know the
Fact: “WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN…”


Sunday 6 March, 2011

One Year of Love

Love is...
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