Inspiring SMS

We live in our dreams but dreams may die,don't get shattered never ever cry.
The world is big and has lots to give.
Pick up a new dream, that's the way to LIVE!

Troubles are like washing machine, they twist and knock us around, but in the end we come out brighter and better than before. So Live Life Happily.

SMS-all ur worries in life 2 me.
SAVE-the moments when u r happy.
CALL DIVERT-ur problems 2 me.
DOWNLOAD-Ur hopes in GOD.
Wait for his RINGTONE.

Extremely cool sms

Aboy said to his father : DAD, can you sign ur name without looking?
Father : Yes, why not...
Boy : Good! Close ur eyes and sign my report card.

Teacher : Can u Define the word "Lecturer" for me?
Student : Lecturer is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when some1 is sleeping.

Question : Who is Great : A Mother or A Teacher?
Answer : A Teacher....becoz a mother can put only one child to sleep! But Teacher puts the whole class Sleep.

Shayari SMS

Hamne kab unse mulakat ka wada chaha,doorrehkar to usse aur bhi zyada chaha, Yaad aya hai mujhe aur bhi shiddat se vo ,bhool jaane ka usse jab bhi Iraada chaha.

Dilo main aarzu ke diye jalte rahenge, aankhon se aansu nikalte rahenge, tum shamma bankar dil main rishni kar do, hum mom bankar yun hi pighalte rahenge.

Hanto se gir gayi lakire kahi, bhul aaye hum apni takdir kahi ,agar tumko mile kahi to utha lena, mere hisse ki har khushi hatho mein saja lena.

LIFE HO TOH AISI

Put God on top of everything today and let HIM take charge of all your plans.
Then you will see how beautiful HIS ways are and HIS unending LOVE>

Life is like a pack of cards, when fall in love its all hearts,
when married its all flowers, when rich its all diamonds,
when dead its all spades.So live life to the full.

Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.

Don't burn bridges.You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.

Extremely cool sms

Aa gayi exams ki bela, naahi baithega koi vela, pehle to khub soya or khela, ab royenge saath saath jab aayega result dhela.

Exams marks, % sab bekar ki baatein hai, Sab moh maaya hai, tum khali haath aaye ho khali haath jaoge.Nadan insaan is bhrase niklo aur satya ko apnao. Jao so jaooo.

Hindi Shayari SMS

Tu hai pehle, har cheez tere baad hai,teri
kareebi ka ehsaas deti ye teri yaad hai,mere shabd dekh benakaab hai,jaan
teri
yaad bhi teri tarah mere paas hai.

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Ae palak tu bandh ho ja,khwab mein unki
surat nazar aayegi...intezar to subah dobaara shuru hoga,kam se kam raat toh
haseen ho jayegi.

Extrimly Cool SMS

History Teacher to Student: Batao Shivaji ka shaasan kaha se kaha tak phaila hua tha?
Student: Sir, Page No.112 se 126 tak.

jagjit singh's Gazal on College:Ye degree bhi le lo yeh naukari bhi le lo, bhale cheen lo mujse US ka visa, magar mujko lauta do College ki Canteen,wo chai ka pyala,wo teekha samosa,kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalna,wo project ki khatir pura din bhatakna,wo lectur mein dosto ki proxy lagana,wo sir ko chidhaana,wo aeroplane udaana,wo submission ki raaton ko jagana,wo dusro ki assignments ko apna batana,wo exam k din pairon ka chatpatana........

Bihind every successful student, there is one girl friend.But what abaut unsuccsessful student?
.......Lots of GIRL FRIEND.

Ek student ki dastaan: student ke dard ko University kya jane,college ke rivajo ko parents kya jane,hoti hain taklif jo paper likhne waale ko,wo paper check karne wala kya jaane.

YOUcan use any kind of chirt for exams and win afree trip to Principal's office,also 2 yrs release from college.Hurry offer valid only till last exam.