Extrimly Cool SMS

History Teacher to Student: Batao Shivaji ka shaasan kaha se kaha tak phaila hua tha?
Student: Sir, Page No.112 se 126 tak.

jagjit singh's Gazal on College:Ye degree bhi le lo yeh naukari bhi le lo, bhale cheen lo mujse US ka visa, magar mujko lauta do College ki Canteen,wo chai ka pyala,wo teekha samosa,kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalna,wo project ki khatir pura din bhatakna,wo lectur mein dosto ki proxy lagana,wo sir ko chidhaana,wo aeroplane udaana,wo submission ki raaton ko jagana,wo dusro ki assignments ko apna batana,wo exam k din pairon ka chatpatana........

Bihind every successful student, there is one girl friend.But what abaut unsuccsessful student?
.......Lots of GIRL FRIEND.

Ek student ki dastaan: student ke dard ko University kya jane,college ke rivajo ko parents kya jane,hoti hain taklif jo paper likhne waale ko,wo paper check karne wala kya jaane.

YOUcan use any kind of chirt for exams and win afree trip to Principal's office,also 2 yrs release from college.Hurry offer valid only till last exam.