Saturday 17 March 2007

CRICKET JOKES

The very first ball was a no ball; The 2nd ball was a double & 3rd was 2 runs in a wide ball; 4th was a boundary; 5th was boundary on a no ball; sixth was a six; the over was rated a babyover of 3 BALLS! & THE BOWLER WAS SENT OFF! - Good Joke

Double hundred

The famous batsman had been in all day. Nothing the home side could do had any effect. As the day's play drew to a close, and the batsman scored two hundred, they were at their wits end. Then a voice rang out from the crowd: 'Send for the fire brigade-that'll put him out!'

Out first ball

In a country town match, the batsman was out first ball. 'Not like last week,' said the wicket-keeper. 'No,' said the batsman. 'Last week I stayed in and got forty and when I got back all the beer was gone!'

How many great batsmen?

The conceited batsman was at the crease. He turned to the wicket-keeper. 'Tell me, my man, just out of interest. How many great players would you say there are? 'One less than you think.'

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