Funny SMS

It's important to find a man who has money,
a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that
these 3 men should never meet!

I've been arrested for bein the ugliest
person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a
mistake?

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the
zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha!
ha! ha

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can
kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by
mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u,
dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin
cards n i'm missin the joker!!

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom &
without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after
all!

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he
won a toaster

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody
home." I went over. Nobody was home

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r
drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my
text!pass on

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain
makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i
lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf
again